Worst Videogame Adaptation Ever

It's weird that whenever I do one of these "make up the worst ______ ever!" contest, a few people -- well, more than a few people -- ending up creating things that sound completely awesome. I don't why the line between awesome and terrible is so thin, but there's at least 10 games in the Honorable Mentions that I'd pre-order today if I could.

 
via topless robot